Get Bald Or Die Tryin

by The Larry Davids

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12 tracks full of punk-rock, with fresh touches of pop, funk and surf.

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released July 1, 2008

Maniac : Vox, Guit, Drums, Record & Mix...
MadFab : Bass, Guit, Backvox, Patience...

Guests :
Topper Harlé : Metal and Funky Guit.
Twin Sals : Piano.
Joe Hammer : Funky and Surfin' Drums.

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Track Name: Abort
ABORT

Who wants to play, who wants to play?
The stakes are pretty high today
Yet they all act like it's a game
When people hope for retribution

Abort!
A system error could not be resolved
Our leaders cut all data transfer short
Should we reset the machine and reload?
Or would it be the time to pack our bags and kiss our ass goodbye?

Every campaign is done the same
Get some money, spend in vain
No matter what the issue is
They will promise it will be cleaned

Abort!
A system error could not be resolved
Our leaders cut all data transfer short
Should we reset the machine and reload?
Or would it be the time to pack our bags and kiss our ass goodbye?
Track Name: Hair Disaster
HAIR DISASTER

I wish I could have been in a power metal band
But my hair is way too short, not to say inexistant
I really can't believe it would happen to me
One way to describe it is : lack of capillarity

They all wish me a happy new hair
And though I appreciate the pun
I'll just pretend that I don't care

Welcome to the club
Bald and Proud is what we are
We prefer Larry David's style

Why bother, in the shower
The need to shampoo is a lie
A hairless head will save you time
Track Name: Denied Irony
Rise and shine, open your eyes
Have a coffee, look outside
Contemplate the view

Dreaded web of daily lives
Shapes, smells and cries
Misunderstood works of art

Silent scenes of disregard
Do we need a reason why ?
Faded dreams, wasted lives
Seize the day or miss and cry

Inadequately, show me pain and misery
Depict a world without fear and disbelief
Offer me eternity, I must decline undoubtebly
But give me the key to turn around
And laugh at this denied irony.

Blatantly thrown our way every day
neverending masquarade of information
the line is always thin between fact and cliché

A million reasons to be angry for
2 billion people always wanting more
Yet here we are again, yet here we are again

3 bar chords; a few beers
Who just said : "sounds sincere"?
Does it matter, even now
What is left is yours to judge

Inadequately, show me pain and misery
Depict a world without fear and disbelief
Offer me eternity, I must decline undoubtebly
But give me the key to turn around
And laugh at this denied irony.
Track Name: The Ballad of Ricky Poppy
THE BALLAD OF RICKY POPPY (cause it's like, a pop song, dude... ha-ha.)

It's funny how you want things to change
But when they do, you wish it all away
The colors of truth fade to grey
No pot of gold at the end of the rainbow

I'd say

It's unlikely to be
A great adventure for the whole family to see
Over and over again
...why can't we be friends
And remain the same 'till the end?

It's crazy how you want things to fail
Who gives a shit if it's not what you planned
It's so much fun when it all goes to hell
'Cause life just loves never to make amend

It's unlikely to be
A great adventure for the whole family to see
Over and over again
...why can't we be friends
And remain the same 'till the end?
Track Name: Take Decisions
Original Artist : Hateful Monday (written by Sébastien Grosjean)

Will you be there for me
The day when I will sink for good
The day my sanity won't just be strong enough?
Will you take my hand
And whisper me sweet lullabies
And put me down to sleep
And close my eyes so I can cry?

Will you understand me
And never say a word
Could you be my mirror
And not reflect anything?
Could you be my conciousness
Could you be my brain
And call the doctor so he can cure me
At least before I die

It's a shame that illness stuck inside my mind
It's a burden but I gotta live my life

Take decisions, one time for me
Take decisions, anxiety

Will it last forever
The silent oath between us
Will we be the same
When life will bring us back to dust
Is it just a game I play
Or was it written somewhere
Like a bad joke or a plot
To destroy my whole existence

It's a shame that illness stuck inside my mind
It's a burden but I gotta live my life

Take decisions, one time for me
Take decisions, anxiety

Take decisions, one time for me
Take decisions, anxiety
Track Name: Preachers of Stupidity
PREACHERS OF STUPIDITY

Invalidate, deteriorate
The truth is sold on second hand
Nothing has changed, it's all the same
Organised Religions won't make

Any compromise, and will not embrace modern times
Good sense is hard to find in wars for god, not for mankind

The preachers of stupidity
Obsessed by so-called empathy
They'll to suspend disbelief
And use the poor to win the weak

Backed-up by the Government
But Funded by the common man
They got no reason to retreat
Will they ever quit?

Build up a pedestal, keep the masses in fear
The pill is easy to swallow when the reward is clear

No second prize
No white lies
For those who will not pay the price

Just live your life for God
(ad lib, not the sound card, ha-ha.)
Track Name: The Wikipedia Song
THE WIKIPEDIA SONG (eat your heart out, Gurewitz!)

Idiomatic syndromes
Of subatomic palindromes
The lunacy of extasy
Is algoritmic entropy

Oh yeah!

My catharsis is nonetheless
Hylomorphistic, to say the least
But I'm facing a fucking dilemma

This song is getting too long
And I'm running out of pages
To look for in wikipedia
I'm on the verge of hysteria

Intertwined by fugacious outlines
And trapped between space and time
I'm trying to define Divine
Based on anthropology

And while I'm thinking day and night
I keep coming back to the fact
That I missed the last episode of LOST on ABC

This song is getting too long
And I'm running out of pages
To look for in wikipedia
I'm on the verge of hysteria
Track Name: Integrity
INTEGRITY

Confusing the nation
Ignoring all reason
The modern ways are built to last
Yet the world has moved on so fast

Collapsing on itself
Dying by its own hand
Yet claiming victory
Here's our brainwashed society

Integrity!
It's all we have, it's we need, and yet it's hard to see
What we lose when we become so weak
No matter how I try, I fail to realise that my worst enemy is me

We're all in the same boat
No need for a scapegoat
The future's what we make of it
Let's not turn our back now

The people who have lost their faith
The man who learns to love again
If we can just accept the blame
Then we could win over our shame

Integrity!
It's all we have, it's we need, and yet it's hard to see
What we lose when we become so weak
No matter how I try, I fail to realise that my worst enemy is me

Forget about the ones who lied
Forgive the crimes of those who strive
For self-sufficience, easiness and mediocrity
Just enjoy your last holiday
So free of care, you wanna stay
Away and far from Integrity

It's all we have, it's we need, and yet it's hard to see
What we lose when we become so weak
No matter how I try, I fail to realise that my worst enemy is me