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Get Bald Or Die Tryin

by The Larry Davids

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Abort 01:40
ABORT Who wants to play, who wants to play? The stakes are pretty high today Yet they all act like it's a game When people hope for retribution Abort! A system error could not be resolved Our leaders cut all data transfer short Should we reset the machine and reload? Or would it be the time to pack our bags and kiss our ass goodbye? Every campaign is done the same Get some money, spend in vain No matter what the issue is They will promise it will be cleaned Abort! A system error could not be resolved Our leaders cut all data transfer short Should we reset the machine and reload? Or would it be the time to pack our bags and kiss our ass goodbye?
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HAIR DISASTER I wish I could have been in a power metal band But my hair is way too short, not to say inexistant I really can't believe it would happen to me One way to describe it is : lack of capillarity They all wish me a happy new hair And though I appreciate the pun I'll just pretend that I don't care Welcome to the club Bald and Proud is what we are We prefer Larry David's style Why bother, in the shower The need to shampoo is a lie A hairless head will save you time
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Denied Irony 03:29
Rise and shine, open your eyes Have a coffee, look outside Contemplate the view Dreaded web of daily lives Shapes, smells and cries Misunderstood works of art Silent scenes of disregard Do we need a reason why ? Faded dreams, wasted lives Seize the day or miss and cry Inadequately, show me pain and misery Depict a world without fear and disbelief Offer me eternity, I must decline undoubtebly But give me the key to turn around And laugh at this denied irony. Blatantly thrown our way every day neverending masquarade of information the line is always thin between fact and cliché A million reasons to be angry for 2 billion people always wanting more Yet here we are again, yet here we are again 3 bar chords; a few beers Who just said : "sounds sincere"? Does it matter, even now What is left is yours to judge Inadequately, show me pain and misery Depict a world without fear and disbelief Offer me eternity, I must decline undoubtebly But give me the key to turn around And laugh at this denied irony.
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THE BALLAD OF RICKY POPPY (cause it's like, a pop song, dude... ha-ha.) It's funny how you want things to change But when they do, you wish it all away The colors of truth fade to grey No pot of gold at the end of the rainbow I'd say It's unlikely to be A great adventure for the whole family to see Over and over again ...why can't we be friends And remain the same 'till the end? It's crazy how you want things to fail Who gives a shit if it's not what you planned It's so much fun when it all goes to hell 'Cause life just loves never to make amend It's unlikely to be A great adventure for the whole family to see Over and over again ...why can't we be friends And remain the same 'till the end?
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Original Artist : Hateful Monday (written by Sébastien Grosjean) Will you be there for me The day when I will sink for good The day my sanity won't just be strong enough? Will you take my hand And whisper me sweet lullabies And put me down to sleep And close my eyes so I can cry? Will you understand me And never say a word Could you be my mirror And not reflect anything? Could you be my conciousness Could you be my brain And call the doctor so he can cure me At least before I die It's a shame that illness stuck inside my mind It's a burden but I gotta live my life Take decisions, one time for me Take decisions, anxiety Will it last forever The silent oath between us Will we be the same When life will bring us back to dust Is it just a game I play Or was it written somewhere Like a bad joke or a plot To destroy my whole existence It's a shame that illness stuck inside my mind It's a burden but I gotta live my life Take decisions, one time for me Take decisions, anxiety Take decisions, one time for me Take decisions, anxiety
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PREACHERS OF STUPIDITY Invalidate, deteriorate The truth is sold on second hand Nothing has changed, it's all the same Organised Religions won't make Any compromise, and will not embrace modern times Good sense is hard to find in wars for god, not for mankind The preachers of stupidity Obsessed by so-called empathy They'll to suspend disbelief And use the poor to win the weak Backed-up by the Government But Funded by the common man They got no reason to retreat Will they ever quit? Build up a pedestal, keep the masses in fear The pill is easy to swallow when the reward is clear No second prize No white lies For those who will not pay the price Just live your life for God (ad lib, not the sound card, ha-ha.)
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THE WIKIPEDIA SONG (eat your heart out, Gurewitz!) Idiomatic syndromes Of subatomic palindromes The lunacy of extasy Is algoritmic entropy Oh yeah! My catharsis is nonetheless Hylomorphistic, to say the least But I'm facing a fucking dilemma This song is getting too long And I'm running out of pages To look for in wikipedia I'm on the verge of hysteria Intertwined by fugacious outlines And trapped between space and time I'm trying to define Divine Based on anthropology And while I'm thinking day and night I keep coming back to the fact That I missed the last episode of LOST on ABC This song is getting too long And I'm running out of pages To look for in wikipedia I'm on the verge of hysteria
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Integrity 02:51
INTEGRITY Confusing the nation Ignoring all reason The modern ways are built to last Yet the world has moved on so fast Collapsing on itself Dying by its own hand Yet claiming victory Here's our brainwashed society Integrity! It's all we have, it's we need, and yet it's hard to see What we lose when we become so weak No matter how I try, I fail to realise that my worst enemy is me We're all in the same boat No need for a scapegoat The future's what we make of it Let's not turn our back now The people who have lost their faith The man who learns to love again If we can just accept the blame Then we could win over our shame Integrity! It's all we have, it's we need, and yet it's hard to see What we lose when we become so weak No matter how I try, I fail to realise that my worst enemy is me Forget about the ones who lied Forgive the crimes of those who strive For self-sufficience, easiness and mediocrity Just enjoy your last holiday So free of care, you wanna stay Away and far from Integrity It's all we have, it's we need, and yet it's hard to see What we lose when we become so weak No matter how I try, I fail to realise that my worst enemy is me
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12 tracks full of punk-rock, with fresh touches of pop, funk and surf.

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released July 1, 2008

Maniac : Vox, Guit, Drums, Record & Mix...
MadFab : Bass, Guit, Backvox, Patience...

Guests :
Topper Harlé : Metal and Funky Guit.
Twin Sals : Piano.
Joe Hammer : Funky and Surfin' Drums.

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